Basic Instructions has it the right way.

- Follow the Three D's: Despoil, Dispose, Die Out.

The sooner the human race goes extinct, the better off Earth will be.

- After all, if we're saving the Earth's resources for our children, isn't that just delaying the inevitable?

- I'm not an Earth Mother, I'm an Earth Father:  I care about the Earth, but I'm too busy to really put much effort into it. 

...

HAPPY EARTH DAY, EVERYBODY!

http://rolcats.com/

English translations of Eastern Bloc lolcats.

Buttersafe.

Giant mazebread. 

heh.

Come on, rain.  Move out of Chicago!  I wanna listen to the Sox lose to Detroit, damn it!

Discovered another webcomic today.  Basic Instructions is really really great.

My favorite so far, from How to Explain Sex to Your Child:

Dad: Unplanned pregnancies are more likely to be what?
Kid: Violent criminals.
Dad: And their victims are often who?
Kid: Relatives.
Dad: So why shouldn't you get a girl pregnant?
Kid: The baby will grow up and kill me someday.
Dad: That's right. 

Very few Elder Gods have erupted from carnivals.

Mostly, it's just pedophiles.

"That's wrong on more levels than I can count, and they're both really basic levels, too."

Second time reading through the 8-Bit Theatre archives and, seriously, if should be reading them.